'Dad, I was walking home last night and someone threw a jar of mayonnaise at me!' I thought, "What the Hellmann!'
Everyone loves a 'Dad Joke'...especially Dads. So here is another one for your Dad to add to his collection! This is a 'Dad Joke' Father's Day Card.
The front features an illustrated mayonnaise jar with the text, 'Dad, I was walking home last night and someone threw a jar of mayonnaise at me!.
Inside the card is the punch line 'I thought, "What the Hellmann!'
and 'Happy Father's Day!'
I have four different 'Dad Joke' cards available - check them out if you want a laugh!
Cards are 15cm x 15cm and printed in textured 250gsm card. Each card comes with a Kraft brown envelope. The card is 'naked' (which basically means without cellophane wrap!)
PLEASE NOTE THAT DUE TO THE PANDEMIC POST MAY TAKE LONGER TO REACH YOU THAN USUAL AS I AM LIMITING MY POSTOFFICE TRIPS. UNFORTUNATELY I AM UNABLE TO POST INTERNATIONALLY SO UK CUSTOMERS ONLY AT THE MOMENT. THANKS
3-5 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Jun 25, 2020
Quick delivery and great service. Cool, unique card